They’re sitting and they’re brown? That gives Pike an idea! Offer them a “vegetable” to go dress up their turkey. 

peppersprayingcop:

“Oh word? A whole turkey? NICE. That actually looks pretty grubbin’, lady. Just wait ‘til you see what we have to bring to the potluck. Oh you just wait! Its a little maize salad with peppers, carrots and those little twirly pasta thingers you get at the salad bar sometimes. Its gonna blow your mind! Anyway, thanks for putting on this party. Its really cool! I think we’re gonna get along jut fine! We’re totally cool with letting you settle on some of our land and take part in our disease-free and war-free lifestyle. I really have a good feeling aboutthisAUUAUUAHAGAGGAGGGAGGHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”